Woah! Just realized Ive kinda been MIA lately. So I should probably fill ya guys in on my not-so-exciting life. haha I gotta promotion at work, which is awesome besides having to work more… Uggh Besides that, life has been pretty boring. I’ve just been hangin out with friends and playing  a little WoW here and there. Oh and if you aren’t following me on Twitter yet, you’re missing out on goodies like this…

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Sooo, I owed Josh (UnknownX from YDG) a fansign and I wanted to make him a really good one since he’s always so super nice.The process I went through to make it still makes me laugh.  I couldn’t exactly reach where I wanted to put it, so I had to ask my roomie for assistance. The convo went something like this:

Me: Hey! I need you to come paint my ass for me!! (Yelling from my office)

Roomie: Umm Okaaaay

I hand her the blue paint, and the first thing she does is put some on my buttHOLE. That dirty ho! haha

Me: No, not there stupid! Write “Josh rocks my socks” and then a heart on my ass cheeks.

Roomie: All that… on here? You ain’t no Tyra Banks!

lmao The story gets even better. She painted the sign, and I took a couple pix. Then, I went to go wash it off with no luck. I mean…I scrubbed it and and still…no progress. Who would make body paint that doesn’t come off? WTF? So 2 days and like 5 baths/showers later I still have Josh’s name on my ass. He better feel lucky! haha BTW Lifestyles blueberry body paint…no good! It doesn’t even taste like bluberries. Yuck!

While checking  out one of my fave pervy sites, I happened upon some hawt pix of fellow Italian, Briana Lee XO. This girl takes non-nude to the extreme. And she’s got perfect bewbies and an ass I’d like to take a bite outta…Yum-E!