Sooo, I owed Josh (UnknownX from YDG) a fansign and I wanted to make him a really good one since he’s always so super nice.The process I went through to make it still makes me laugh.  I couldn’t exactly reach where I wanted to put it, so I had to ask my roomie for assistance. The convo went something like this:

Me: Hey! I need you to come paint my ass for me!! (Yelling from my office)

Roomie: Umm Okaaaay

I hand her the blue paint, and the first thing she does is put some on my buttHOLE. That dirty ho! haha

Me: No, not there stupid! Write “Josh rocks my socks” and then a heart on my ass cheeks.

Roomie: All that… on here? You ain’t no Tyra Banks!

lmao The story gets even better. She painted the sign, and I took a couple pix. Then, I went to go wash it off with no luck. I mean…I scrubbed it and and still…no progress. Who would make body paint that doesn’t come off? WTF? So 2 days and like 5 baths/showers later I still have Josh’s name on my ass. He better feel lucky! haha BTW Lifestyles blueberry body paint…no good! It doesn’t even taste like bluberries. Yuck!